George Bush said today that he wasn't looking forward to Gordon Brown being Prime Minister as he was no way as sexy as Tony and had a very baggy face!
Bush went on to say that he was a thieving, snivelling and snidely bastard and that his head appears too large in relation to the rest of his body.
Experts say that this is just an optical illusion due to Brown's slumped posture. They also added that if he sat up a little more erect and didn't slouch so much, maybe he would get more respect from US politicians. Some Doctors also believe that slouching can shorten life by several years if accompanied by a terminal illness.
Gordon Brown's parents told us that they were always telling him to sit up straight and that he used to tilt his chair back on two legs making dents in the carpet.
Medical experts said that the large head syndrome was common in Scottish politicians and to check out Menzies Campbell's head as this seems a little on the bulbous side.