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Wednesday, 21 March 2007

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Potter seen here before his fall from grace

Shock news today as it has emerged that boy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Hogsmeade CID for "fiddling" with horses.

Chief Inspector Gandalf made the following statement:

"We have taken a boy wizard into custody who has been up to no good with creatures of the equine genus. M'laddo, bold as brass, had the nerve to carry out his sick acts in front a theatre full of people and he thought he was going to get away with it.

He will be appearing before of Magistrates in the morning and is expected to be remanded in custody until the case comes to trial in the crown court"

Rumours have been rife now for months, surfacing all over the internet, that goody-goody Potter, the so-called chosen one, has been going a bit weird and this would seem to prove it.

His friend Hermione told us:

"I don't care what happens to Harry now. To think he was running about a stage with his tackle hanging out is quite terrible. Anyway I'm getting too old for this caper and I'm off to find some more meaningful work!"

J K was said to be in shock last night but a spokesman for the band commented:

"Yeah the new album's out next week and I think fans will be surprised by the radical new direction"

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