Washington DC - Tonight the President is burning the midnight oil, he is up late with his crime syndicate trying to find a replacement for Al Gonzales. When he was asked this afternoon if the Attorney General would be leaving before Bush, Tony Snowjob said: "I was talking to the President, he hadn't gotten orders from Brother Jeb or Big Dick Cheney. So we really don't know yet."
We know that both Dick and Jeb are in communication with the President tonight, and we have managed to get our hands on an 'A list' leaked from an anonymous White House source, okay it was Jenna.
The list of possible names included: Elliott Abrams Gary Bauer, William J. Bennett, Jeb Bush, Eliot A. Cohen, Midge Decter, Paula Dobriansky, Steve, Forbes, Aaron Friedberg Francis Fukuyama, Frank Gaffney, Fred C. Ikle, Donald Kagan, Zalmay Khalilzad, I. Lewis Libby(after pardon), Norman Podhoretz, Peter W. Rodman, Stephen P. Rosen, Henry S. Rowen, Donald Rumsfeld, Vin Weber, George Weigel, Paul Wolfowitz, Usama bin Laden, Jorge Alberto Lopez-Orozco, Diego Leon Montoya Sanchez, James J. Bulger, Emigdio Preciado Jr, Robert William Fisher, Victor Manuel Gerena, Glen Stewart Godwin, Richard Steve Goldberg, Donald Eugene Webb and Condi Rice.
Our researchers found that many are most wanted by the FBI, and some Americans listed are believed to have been behind the planning of the September 11, 2001 demolitions. When our reporter saw the name Jeb Bush on the list and asked his source if she could elaborate on anything, she told us: "Dick Cheney told Daddy that it could be sold to America as a nice and cozy image of the brothers together to take America in the RIGHT direction; besides, it would be good practice for Jeb at the National level."
Our source said she also heard Uncle Dick and Uncle Jeb talk of plans for America to invade and conquer England in 2009, the North Sea Crude would be a spritzer. She said that Cheney said that: "Blair just about gave us the keys to the country anyway. Having the SAS do the busses was a nice touch for the fear factor, who'd of guessed the Labour Party would develop a case of Liebermanitis and help us do what Hitler couldn't."
Our staff came to the conclusion that the only hope for democracy, decency, and England's sovereignty lies with the French coming to their aid. Qui est votre papa?