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Friday, 16 March 2007

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"Moine's a point!" Sure isn't it St Patrick himself getting ready for the big day

St Patrick's Day is nearly here and the nation is getting ready for the piss-up to end them all as we go all Oirish.

It was legendary bassman, Phil Lynott, who started the international celebrations that now take place the world over. From Cork to New York and from Baltimore to Ballymena.

A spokesman for Fergal Sharkey told The Spoof:

"Fergal's well up for it this year what with the Undertones reforming and doing a gig in Kilburn along with the Bachelors. It's going to be superb"

And Prime Minister Tony Blair commented:

"A feck me yeah. Oim Oirish all right, sure don't I ate shpuds for me tay every noight and I once had a point of porther"

David Cameron jumped on the bandwagon declaring himself "A roight idjit when I want to be" and claiming that he reads James Joyce every night before he goes to bed.

The Corrs were unavailable for comment today but that Andrea? Eh readers? Phaowarrr! Eh? Eh?

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