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Sunday, 11 March 2007

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Bullingdon Club members indulge in yet another sick ritual at the expense of the ordinary man.

It's no wonder the Tories didn't want David Cameron's association with the upper class arses' club, The Bullingdon, made too public when photographs of him in full club regalia recently came to light.

The Spoof's undercover reporter, James Bond, has recently infiltrated this rich peoples' sick outfit and says he was shocked by what he found out. He Writes:

"It was common for the committee to have, what they called urchins, but what you and I would call decent honest Joes, thrashed to within an inch of their lives just for daring to look in the windows of the elitist establishment.

On one sickening occasion David Cameron was seen poking tungsten darts into the eyes of a barman, just because the barman had not addressed him as sir. And on one other occasion a penniless widow and an orphan were openly mocked"

Prime Minister, Tony Blair, himself a committee member told us:

"Well look, you know it's not that bad really. Let's face it we could all get up to a lot worse, couldn't we?"

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