London - (Rioters): Under new legislation going through Parliament bailiffs will at last be able to break into No 10 Drowning Street and distrain property belonging to the bankrupt Tony and Cherie Blair.
The Prime Monster and his gargoyle were sued by the Queen in 1996 after a decade of harassment, stalking, libel, intimidation, slander, defamation, illicit arms smuggling, attempted murder, embezzlement, fraud, conspiracy to pervert, conspiracy to cause explosions and random facts of violence.
Blair and wife had to sell their Richmond Crescent home after the May 1997 election to pay for legal costs and damages. But the full bill was never settled.
Now a cunning ruse is in the hands of the Metropolitan police who are beaming from ear to ear to ear at the mention of 'assisting lawfully registered bailiffs' in a planned seizure of Blair property including their bijou Connaught Square residence, the crack dealing profits-funded Bristol flats and the Trimdon Colliery costituency house called My Rubella.
As he enters the final hours of his Downing Street dictatorship Blair is a shadow of is former bullish self. Fast-breaking developments in the cash-for-honors probe have forced his blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy to snitch up the Prime Mobster as the IRA Head of Army Council who masterminded selling peerages to random terrorists.
Cherry Bush QC is psychotic.