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Thursday, 1 March 2007

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The kinky tosser looking more and more like his great uncle Oswald Mosley

London - (Rotters): Oswald Mosley lookalike and wannabe UK Prime Monster David Cameron has banned the media from using a 'kinky' photograph of himself dressed as a schoolboy taken twenty years ago when he was a fledgeling hitman for UK Prime Mobster Margaret Thatcher.

The move comes after derisory lampooning of the Tory leader as a fetishistic toff who used his school uniform disguise as undercover camouflage when he went on the rampage destroying evidence of Thatcher's little gerrymandering scam with Westminster Council leader Dame Silly Potter.

But some have criticised the ban as unworkable and have cited that his blood father Tony Blair used any number of daft disguises himself when recruiting in Oxford for the IRA Army Council. The naff straw boater picture which makes him look like a member of the Small Faeces rock band is typical of the genre that has now been lambasted by the UK press.

Cameron's advisers have warned that the kinky pic is powerful ammunition for his political opponents because it makes him look even more of a smarmy-nosed crack-dealing tosser than ever before.

And political spread betting index Aintgotaprayer.com is giving odds of 1/66 FAV that the changeling grandson of Prince Philip will be behind bars at HMP Belmarsh before the week is out after the cash-for-gongs cops come knocking on his front door with a few questions about him and Blair's gatekeeper Ruth Turner.

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