There has been mass chaos every where as the date for the end of the world has finally been released.
Scientists, religious experts and Carol Vorderman have all confirmed that the world will end on December 22nd 2012. They predict that worldwide volcanic eruptions, earthquakes and riots will kill everyone by this date.
This has caused the entire UK to erupt as they find out that they will still have to pay for the olympics before they all die a horrible death.
Plans to save world leaders and important people are already under way. Individuals such as George W Bush, the Queen (or if they can't get her, Helen Mirren) and Shilpa Shetty from Big Brother are said to be whisked to safety to their home planet Celebsta in the Nephron system.
Tony Blair has been reported saying about this issue "What about me? doesn't anyone love me enough to save me?"