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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

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It doesn't crater president

Visiting the Indian Space Research centre today, UK celebrity dimwit Jade Goody was shown around the facility by Flight Director Vijay Pappadom. Commenting on the Indian space program's ambition to put an Indian on the Moon by the year 2012 she said 'Ooo good! I've always liked an Indian'.

After learning that they were just sending a man, she offered her thoughts again. 'Well it's been done before (by them Rushans) so it doesn't crater president. But I fink it's great that, you know, backward peoples is getting more into like technological fings'

Jade also tested out the centre's new $15,000,000 moon rover. Before crashing into the wall she suggested that a Quad Bike would have been better value, and she offered to send a couple over before her next trip.

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