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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

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Jade's reception was red hot

Celebrity Big Brother star and neo-nazi, pig faced agitator, Jade Goody, yesterday visted her local curry house in a bid to quell rumours that she is a racist.

The BB star became an international hate figure after shouting at somebody on television and has now been forced to spend the rest of her life issuing humiliating apologies to anyone who is not white.

'Star of India' owner, Jamal Deepak, confirmed that the xenophobic bitch was in his establishment and told reporters, "Jade ordered some naan bread and a Tandooi chicken .....which we spat in."

Miss Goody was unavailable for comment today but her PA told us, "She's a bit under the weather today, it must have been something she ate."

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