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Monday, 26 February 2007

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"He's not the Messiah's son, he's just another bleedin' ASBO brat'

London - (Rioters): A self-help recovery group of Leonardo DiCaprio-bashing, Titanic-disparaging and James Cameron-loathing spoof enthusiasts have successfully duped the self-aggrandizing Hollywood director into declaring in public that a mouldy old 4th century AD sarcophagus dredged out of a latrine area at Nag Hammadi is the tomb of Jesus Christ, his wife Mary Magdalene and their ASBO-riddled spoilt brat son Judas.

In one of the most sucessful plants since an anonymous UK satirist hoaxed the Sunday Times into publishing 'Hitler's Diaries', the tomb was planted with Cameron in mind as he trawled the slippery slope to career oblivion.

The ossuary as it is known has spurred Cameron into getting megabux backing for a documentary that charts the 'astonishing' discovery of bones belonging to the son of Jesus and the Magdalene, Judas .

'The Lost Womb of Jesus' shows a coffin marked with the 4th century equivalent of a Woolworth's 'made in china' accreditation, bearing the words Judas Son of Jesua.

A spokesman for the hoaxers said today that duping Cameron into making the documentary was their revenge for ever having to sit through one of the crappiest, most stupid, dull, over-rated, idiotic, shambolic, vomit-inducing films ever made:

"Zion Oil was one of our previous best effort in 2005 when we persuaded a fundementalist evanglical creationist Texan nutter called John Brown to sink all his ill-goten life savings into exploration of a 'giagantic oil field' below the the Israeli desert.

"But duping Cameron has to be a career best after a very slow, painful and unpleasant recovery from just one sitting of his dumbass movie Titanic."

The documentary is to be shown next month.

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