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Topics: Jesus, Religion

Sunday, 25 February 2007

"A mysterious boy has said the Lord is coming, and who are we to doubt it?" Those were the words of David Sneddon, who has abandoned a career in showbusiness to build a crib and change his name to Mary.

Mr Sneddon, who had a hit or something once, said "We must greet the new messiah with the cream de la cream of our world". Chaz and Dave are reported to have been booked to play, while Gareth Gates has been asked to keep a silent vigil. Whether the Lord turns up or not.

"When he comes, there will be illumination in the sky, brightness in peoples' lives, and peace on Earth." said Mr Sneddon "But he may also be coming by public transport" he added.

Mr Sneddon has previously claimed that Budda visited him in the night and granted him the enlightenment to be one with the Universe, though Sneddon later discovered his video and DVD player had disappeared during the same night.

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