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Thursday, 1 January 2004

The first joke of the year has been written, folks!

Michael Simmonite, from Sheffield, pipped everyone else to the post with this short gem written on a fag packet at 12:02 :

"I must confess, I once had a mother and daughter at the same time: beef and veal on the same plate!"

Naughty, Michael, but nice!!

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