John Reid has taken decisive action by going out with a high powered rifle and shooting anyone he thinks may have a gun on or about their person.
"I would not advise anyone to do this without the proper training. Killing people this quickly and effectively takes a certain sort of resolve" he said. Reid has also armed himself with knives and grenades for his venture of vigilantism into Britain's streets.
Reid, issuing his own proclamation said "Did I pass five new pieces of anti-civil rights legislation, or only four? In all this excitement, I forget. So you have to ask yourself this question; do you feel rather worried about the encroachment on your personal freedoms, punk?"
Reid's death count currently exceeds for hundred people, three of whom were sat at the Cabinet table.