LOONTOWN, UNITED KINGDUMB-(ROTTERS) The Royal family has been bombarded from the bowels of the Twilight Zone these last few weeks and the target, Young Prince William.
The one responsible for this attack is Joy Renee Cote, a Muse from Hades, has past through a dimensional portal for a two week holiday and has not returned to her Nethervoid, despite her visa running out in 2003.
The Prince, engaged to a Black African Queen, Shakneequaa, pregnant with twin fetuses, is coming out with some startling revelations of his own. Not only has Joy Renee Cote kissed him, she/it has also kissed, "tongues down throat" Pop-Rock-Half-cocked Britney Spears. This date is important because it began a chain of events which has kept Britney on the pages of tabloids for close to 7 months parading around like a Psychotic Bitch.
Scientist have gathered hair cut from Britney's head, attained on Ebay, & are running test to identify the molecule or virus which may cause a world-wide epidemic. Move over "Bird Flu", take a backseat "Aids". We are at the brink of an incurable disease not heard of since the dawn of man.
This ailment is named the Jabberwocky-fool! "Jabberwocky" comes from a poem of nonsense verse written by Lewis Carroll, and found as a part of his novel Through the Looking-Glass ("Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas--only I don't exactly know what they are!" -- Alice), and What Alice Found There. J-Fool should not be mistaken for Damn-Fool or April-Fool. No this one is far worse and possibly growing.
If you know of anyone acting the Fool. Don't hesitate call your doctor or re-hab center...no...don't go to a re-hab center, you'll only check out within hours. Try an asylum. We don't care what you do just get medical attention immediately..."You FOO!!"