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Thursday, 22 February 2007

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Pull out before this is all that's left of you

Call it "coitus interruptus", "withdrawal", "pulling out" or "goin' home to mama", that's the UK commanders answer to Basra Bomb Bingo.

Lieutenant Nigel Wantstal-Ive commented to the Guardian-Spoof since the latest British media mergia:

"I've played cow chip bingo with my lads back in Yorkshire, east of Pudding but you only won or lost a bit and then there was some manure clean-up but even that was good for the garden. This new game, courtesy of Bush and Blair, leaves my laddies without armsies and legsies and some LIFELESS!

"Those two asses have got us laying out on a grid with bombs, rockets and grenades going off left, right and center. Not even the center if a free space and we're dying at all four corners. We're not stickin' 'round for full card. Let the Parliamentarians and their coddled kids mop up!

"As Garfunkel and his little buddy Simon says: "We Are Homeward Bound!"."

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