In one of the most daring surgical procedure of the new century, PM Blair will be cut free from conjoined twin Bush.
Surgeons at London's Bedlam hospital say the operation is necessary if British troops in Iraq will ever be able to survive. Dr R.Rent I. Gawd diagnosed the problem this way: "You've heard of the strong twin-weak twin...This is the stupid twin-stupider twin syndrome. If we don't cut Blair loose soon, he will lose his entire IQ. As it is, the man is dropping 10 points a week, and let's face it, ol' Tony didn't have much to start with!"
Bush in his usual arrogant posturing claimed that he was glad to get rid of his UK twin: "Good riddance! I'm more like our first President everyday, George Washington Bush. He broke from England and some Queen and now I'll be free from King Blair!"