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Topics: Britney Spears, bald

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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A syrup earlier today

Britney Spears was seen out and about days after shaving her head but wearing a syrup.

The 'Hit me baby one more time' star was determined to show that she is not going bonkers as she posed for photographers and joked with reporters.

Britney has been giving cause for concern for some time now and it's widely believed that she is radio rental, running around with no knickers and all.

The Royal Society of Trichology said via a spokesman:

"Britney is obviously losing her hair but if she comes for a consultation with one of our members then she can be sure of being ripped off big style.

You wouldn't believe the cobblers some baldies are prepared to believe. One of our guys charges a fortune to smear dogshit on peoples' heads, telling them it's an ancient remedy enhancing follicle stimulation. Priceless!" chuckled the spokesman.

Duncan Goodhew was not answering his phone last night so we asked Kojak to comment:

"Who loves yah baby?" quipped the lolly-sucking detective.

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