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Monday, 19 February 2007

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Knicker nicker Nick'll not nab nice knickers no more!

Nick Nicholas, known as the 'nighttime knicker nicker', has been 'nicked' near to his home in north Nantwich. Nicholas, nuisance to northern nubiles near Nantwich, was nabbed not long after he was noticed knocking out his 'nearly new' naughty knickers in nearby Knutsford last night.

Not only has Nick Nicholas been nicking knickers, he has also be known to knock off naughty nightwear; nighties and negligees. Nicks nighttime nips out were notable by his replacing the knickers nighties and negligees with £5 notes.

Nicholas faces nights alone in the nick, his knackers nestling in normal nick knickers. Nick Nicholas the nighttime knicker nicker now known as Nick the knicker nicking nonce, was not repentant and shouted KNICKERS at News reporters note taking at Nantwich nick tonight.

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