Written by john mersey

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Topics: India, Shilpa Shetty

Saturday, 17 February 2007

Shilpa Shetty's new perfume will hit the stores within three weeks. The first billion pounds will be donated to a major Anti-Racism charity, campaigning to restore the pride of every child of Indian origin that has been bullied in Britain.

The Anti-Racism charity will be voicing the concern of a lack of proper knowledge about the beneficial effects of the Indian cooking in Downing street in the next session of the House of Commons. The main argument is that the PM's chef has not included curry in the PM's main menu and there will probably be serious implications if a PM of Indian origin shall not be able to offer curry-chicken to his mother in law from India upon her arrival from India for his election dinner party.

The anti-racism charity's spokesman announced yesterday: "It is our great honor to join forces with Shilpa on this delicate subject. Now though that we got the curry recipe why not send her back to India to carry on with her acting career so we can come back to our beloved Fish-Jade and Chips routine?"

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