Oasis front man and celebrity 'Manc Skank' Liam Gallagher has declared that he's ready to have fisticuffs with chubby pill popper Robbie Williams.
Liam insists that he has picked the time to 'offer him out' because he has been in training and not because Robbie is wallowing in self pity and likely to be a more even contestant due to his misery.
Interest has been gathering for the proposed fight which could be staged at the new Wembley Stadium before the FA Cup Final in May this year. However it would not be in the main arena, but one of the toilet blocks in order to maintain the authenticity of such a contest. Promoter Don 'Burger' King is thought to be discussing an exclusive deal whereby auction bidders would become the exclusive huddle that get to chant " Fight fight" and barricade the door thus preventing security officers breaking it up.
A Spokesman for Robbie Williams told The Spoof, "Robbie is a very poorly boy, and he has a headache, so any talk of fighting will mean that he cannot go out to play. That Liam boy is a bully and I have told him to leave Robbie alone or we will tell."
Liam Gallagher stated " F***n* s**** c*** b***rd man."