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Topics: Tony Blair

Friday, 16 February 2007

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My twin Bush taught me to say: "Nuculear".

Blairadiation, the lame lightning bug PM's nuculear (Twin Bush taught him pronunciation) energy plan has been seriously dissed by Judge Sullivan and Greenpeace, or was it Green day. Either way Greens have prevailed in warning the UK that Blair's e=mc2 is a bowl of bullshit.

Sources close to the lame glow worm PM say that this was his advisors' last chance to save his sorry ass in history's retelling of this PM's administration. "Iraq is a money pit and a bloodbath,the economy sucks and English kids are in the shitter!": commented British historian and expert on PM's, RNT Dayall-Fooles.

"What was Tony thinking?" Screed Environmental advocate, Keith T Greene, "Wasn't he happy with incinerating Iraqis? Now he wants to bring Chernobyl to Chesterton!".

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