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Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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Potter - junkie?

Would be wizard and Magic Party Leader, Harry Potter has remained tight-lipped over allegations in this weeks papers, that he smoked pot while a student at upper crust wizard school, Hogwarts.

Potter, who left Hogwarts in 2000, became a rising star in politics after defeating Voldemort in the April by-election with 73% of the vote.

It is claimed that Potter regularly smoked cannabis and often held wild parties and cocaine binges during his time at Hogwarts.

Potters aide-de-camp and childhood friend, Ron Weasley, said today, "Harry has always said, that when he was younger he did some things that he regretted, however, he believes that a public figure should be allowed to have a private life and that he should be judged on his policies, and not the fact that he used to get stoned on a regular basis."

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