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Monday, 12 February 2007

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Sex change op is a Valentine's Day present from Charles

Clarence House - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Camilla is to undergo a routine sex change operation in March which is being dubbed as a hysterectomy after the Pretender to the Throne ordered a news blackout on the subject.

Sources close to the Hellfire Club's Peahen Throne say that Camilla has waited nearly two years for a suitable donor to come forward with the right 'match' which will be grafted onto her in a transplant operation at the King Edward VII Hospital for Officers, Gentlemen and Male Organ Donors.

She will spend a couple of weeks in hospital recouperating but will resume her usual life shortly afterwards without any outwardly visible signs of a change, thus saving a small fortune of taxpayers' money that has been lavished during the last two years on her wardrobe.

"It's a secret Valentine's present from Charles to his consort", said an insider at Clarence House.

"It's what the old Queen Mother and General Pinochet would have wanted."

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