The massive snow storm across Britain has brought the country to its knees as London's Transport refuse to operate.
No trains or tubes are running today as rail staff go out to enjoy the snow and make some snowmen.
Sales in pipe shops are, however, enjoying an increase in sales as pipes are in hot demand for accessorizing said snowmen.
Chief of rail transport Hickory Green said "this is the heaviest amount of snow recorded since the 1920's. None of our staff, including me, were even born then. I think it only fair we be allowed to go out and play in the snow and build some snowmen. It may be our last chance to do so what with global warming on the way."