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Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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Staged humiliation and eventual triumph?

Drowning Street - (Rioters): As he faces his date with hystery in the shape of a hangman's noose at Traitor's Gate UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has found a weensy straw to cling on to by inviting Celebrity Big Racist winner Shilpa Shetty to re-live the hounding moments of her TV torment at PMQ in the Commons today.

Shetty has made a personal 30 minute appearance in the Strangers Gallery and watched Blair strut his lamest yet ahead of a glitzy lunch with Cabinet luminaries.

For an undisclosed fee rumored to be at least £50k Ms Shetty also made a speech praising the enlightened freedom and democracy policies of the Blair Administration which first alerted the public to her hapless Big Brother abuse plight.

And for another £50k she said nothing about how the Number Ten spin machine first offered her the TV show's entire racism script and dramatis personae cast as long ago as November 2006.

Cherry Bush is livid.

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