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Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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Gen. Billy Bob MacLaughlin

The United States today offered British families of those affected the chance to see the now renowned "Cock Pit" video. The video came to light after four English troops died of shock during a prank set up by their American counterparts.

'The prank was designed to shock and entice the British soldiers. Not to injure them.' said renowned American general Billy Bob McLaughlin.

The full details of the cock pit prank are not available as it is considered too distressing for the public however, it is believed that it involved at least 25 male genital organs.

A British general, Sir Walter Longhead the ninth, today was quoted as saying "What a load of tosh, it's all absolute bloody nonsense, in my day you know we never had any of this ruddy horse play and if we had we would have thrown straight out of the bloody army and out of the bloody trench if we even looked at another mans privates."

Today, the privates were transported to England. The British soldiers will be flown back tomorrow to undergo treatment for their severe mental anguish.

The video is said to contain footage of the privates discovering the prank and then 'all suddenly falling over like' said Deirdre Johnson (33) the mother of one of the privates and grandma to his two-year-old child.

Clearly the government will not release the video into the public domain. However, many children have now seen the video on You Tube and there is a growing worry that Cock-pitting will become the next happy slapping.

Parents are urged to watch out for instances of children collecting and storing male genitalia with no genuine reason

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