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Tuesday, 6 February 2007

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Primitive sat-nay display or historical document type thingy? You decide

Evidence has finally been found that we are not alone. That's right! For in addition to Homer Simpsons there are other intelligent life-forms out there.

That's according to top boffin, Ava Gadro, who has presented the world with what she says is proof positive that we have been visited by extra-tarantulas. And clever ones at that.

She told us:

"If you look at this document here, it clearly shows the digital display from some kind of primitive sat-nav system. I deduce form this that these super-aliases, if you will, visited the entire planet and may yet come back soon to wreak a terrible destruction on us humus"

Our science reporter however is sceptical and says that Gadro's sat-nav display is in fact nothing more than a print of the Mapa Mundi, a sort of historical document type thingy. But bonkers Ada is adamant:

"You'll be laughing on the other side of you face when we actually have a close shave of the third kind. Oh yes indeedy

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