Michael Jackson, who was charged on Thursday with seven counts of child molesting is facing calls to have him barred from the UK.
Jackson Has responded by seeking asylum in the Uk, he claims he is being persecuted from his child pleasuring ways.
"It gives me the creeps," said one woman. "The parents of Britain can do nothing to stop him from coming here"
Jacko's legal team and parents are convicted of his innocence, though Jacko may be convicted due to his guilt. "Our child is totally innocent," say Jacko's parents. '"Each and every one of the thousands of accusations aimed against Michael are utter rubbish."
Jackson himself was unable to comment, though he did run an internet search for "young boys only schools and where to find them and how to get in". Jacksons intentions remain unknown.