The Bird Flu epidemic has caused panic and mayhem at the offices of the "Currant Bun" newspaper in London today.
The editor is reportedly seeking potential page 3 models from Australia and New Zealand as stand by, just in case their usual British birds become too ill to be photographed.
Action was taken after several readers noticed that a few of the models have been looking "a but rough recently".
It's unknown at this stage whether the newspaper is planning a mass slaughter, although we have had reports that nobody has seen or heard from Page 3 legend, turned pop star, turned Christian lesbian, Samantha Fox for a number of years.
More to follow on this story as the guess work increases...