Written by Alan Goodfellow

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Topics: Bird Flu, The Sun

Monday, 5 February 2007

image for Foriegn Page 3 Models on Standby as British Birds hit by Flu

The Bird Flu epidemic has caused panic and mayhem at the offices of the "Currant Bun" newspaper in London today.

The editor is reportedly seeking potential page 3 models from Australia and New Zealand as stand by, just in case their usual British birds become too ill to be photographed.

Action was taken after several readers noticed that a few of the models have been looking "a but rough recently".

It's unknown at this stage whether the newspaper is planning a mass slaughter, although we have had reports that nobody has seen or heard from Page 3 legend, turned pop star, turned Christian lesbian, Samantha Fox for a number of years.

More to follow on this story as the guess work increases...

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