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Thursday, 1 February 2007

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Suicide bomber, 'not the sharpest tool in the box' say police

This was the dramatic moment when would-be assassin, Abu leeve N'luv, met his maker. The hapless suicide bomber was caught short on his way to bomb No. 10 and popped into a nearby port-a-loo to spend a penny.

Police investigating the incident believe that Abu accidentally detonated himself when he pulled the wrong cord to flush the toilet.

"From the pieces we have found of Mr N'Luv and from film captured on CCTV," said Officer P. Dibble, "It would appear that he popped into a port-a-loo to have a pre-bombing crap. He then mistook the rip-cord of his suicide jacket for that of the chemical toilet."

From a video he had sent to 'The Times' newspaper, it has been ascertained that Mr N'luv was on his way to bomb No 10 Downing Street.

"I would appear that he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box." added Officer Dibble, "As he recorded last nights Arsenal v Spurs match over most of his video confession."

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