Written by Duff
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

image for Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush
Here where's the horse and cart gone then? The scene of Van Gough's Haywain earlier

A man from Cardiff has tonight made the astonishing claim that his toothbrush is haunted by the ghost of Van Gough.

Dai Onyerarse made the claim to our Welsh correspondent, Reece Preece, in Wales today. He said:

"I was just doing me teeth like, when all of a sudden some kind of supernatural force yanked the toothbrush out of my hand. Next thing it had done an exact replica of Van Gough's famous Haywain, using Aquafresh and my bathroom wall"

Art buff Brain Sewell comments:

"It's amazing really. There is an exact copy of the masterpiece there for all to see and I really do believe that something spooky is going on"

At least we think that's what he said but quite honestly he has such a preposterously affected upper class accent he may have possibly said:

"Put a fiver on the two dog at ten to one in the 9.30 at Walthamstow"

Derek Pakora the well known Indian tasty snack said:

"This is quite a common phenomenon enon and by no means unique. Van Morrison is believed to possess the garden rake of a man from Bognor Regis and Dutch car magnate, Hertz Van Rental, is merely an opportunity to come out with a cheap overused pun"

His sidekick former Blue Peter presenter, Yvette Fielding, was not available for comment.

Make Duff's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

9 8 21 3

Go to top