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Tuesday, 30 January 2007

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One of Golden Ball's golden balls

Golden Ball's golden balls have raised a staggering £50,000 on e-bay for children's charity 'Kiddywatch'.

David Beckham, celebrity footballer and modern day fashion icon, decided to donate his plums after wife Victoria saw a documentary about some homeless, deaf kids.

"I was horrified at what I saw," said Victoria, an actress who recently played a corpse on CSI Somewhere, "There were these kids who had no home and couldn't hear. I decided something had to be done so I told David to whip off his knackers and put them on e-bay."

David was recovering from the surgery in Madrid but was well enough to tell us, "I just fought it was the right fing to do for them kiddies. When Victoria suggested it, I was against it, to be honest. Luckily, Victoria told me that testimacles just grow back if you lose one, so I wern't bovvered after that."

Mrs Beckham was photographed going to see David today, carrying a card with a picture of Rebecca Loos on it and sporting a large pair of dangly, orbital earrings.

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