Britain's wildlife has been turned into a disturbing national house of fornication by The Invisible Man.
The superhero, known mainly for being anally abused himself during a delightful misunderstanding with superman, has been linked with several offences in the past which have led to his pervertuous reputation, a jury at the Old Bailey heard yesterday. The invisible mans defence lawyer, Trevor Johnson stated not long ago:
"My client totally dismisses these allegations. These incidents could have been acted out by several other people (possibly one of the invisible mans illegitimate children) and he is willing to defend his innocence."
Happy camper Brendon Murray, who photographed the disturbing image to the right, said:
"I was just photographing the female showerblock on the campsite, to use as an example of modern out-house architecture of course, when suddenly a fox began to jiggle in mid-air right next to me. It was horrible, it was panting and everything!"
Mr Murray's statement was taken by the police and led to the arrest of the Invisible man. The trial, which is his fourth linked to molesting charges, is due to begin in the new year.