David Beckham, Dandini of the Dollar, and undisputed emperor of the Euro has expressed his disappointment at the recent pictures issued by Disney.
The Photo shoot that took place in Spain during December depict Beckham as Prince Phillip the dragon slaying hero in the 'Sleeping Beauty' tale.
In a statement Becks revealed "when they asked me to dress up as Prince Phillip I assumed I would be out Grouse shooting with Guy Richie and Marco Pierre White, making fun of foreigners, not poncing about on a pony".
HRH Prince Phillip, The Duke of Edinburgh remarked that although he was certain that dragons no longer existed, both barrels of his prized Purdy would "see off any such blighter".
Beckham is now in talks with The Disney Corporation to decide whether the planned photo shoot of him depicted as Dwarf Dopey to his wife's Snow White, will go ahead.