Angry scenes last night at the Big brother house as golf legend and two-time Major winner, Mark O'Meara, was voted out of the troubled show amidst a sea of cat-calls, boos and talk of racist slurs.
The normally placid O'Meara was said by sources close to him to be 'livid' at the turn of events and was going to seek legal advice about the 'whole Goddarned thing'
The two-time Major winner, who has won two majors, was one minute playing a friendly game of golf with his 'good buddy' Tiger Wolves and the next thing he was in England facing a crowd of hostile thick nutters. He told The Spoof:
"I can't rule out alien abduction here and as for me being a racist? Get a grip! One of my best Buddies on tour is Tiger. If I could paraphrase your Jim Royale: Racist? Racist my arse!