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Saturday, 27 January 2007

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Chained to the gates of downing street, Mr Blair awaits the water cannon

London Mayors Office- London Mayor Ken Livingstone, who has at various stages been associated with nicknames such as "Red Ken", "Commie Ken", "Nazi ken", "the only mayor in the world with a foreign policy" and "how the hell did he get away with putting up the congestion charge by 60%" shocked reporters today when he outlined his plans to rezone Downing Street as an area for social housing.

It is thought that the Foreign office will be turned into a drug rehabilitation clinic, the exchequer will be turned into a homeless shelter and 10 downing street will be destroyed to make way for a 20 story concrete home for the miserable.

Ken revealed that he has worked with the Island of Lindesfarne in Englands far North East to provide new housing and office space for those affected by the rezoning.

Tony Blair among other government ministers are thought to be staging a sit in to avoid forced relocation chaining themselves to the gates of downing street.

Mr Livingstone has ordered several water cannon to deal with the protesters and today confirmed that he would be heading over to Downing street tomorrow to take the helm in firing the water cannon at Blair and the other protesters.

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