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Saturday, 27 January 2007

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O'Meara's best friend...she asserts

Jo O'Meara, the toilet mouthed human ashtray, was tonight relieved of her place in the Celebrity Big Brother House. In a cowardly joint eviction with equally cowardly Cleo Roccos, who was there to serve as a boo buffer for Champion Chav Jo.

The British Public breathed a collective sigh of relief from Southend to Solihul and from Bournemouth to Bolton, as O'Meara revealed that she was not and never had been a racist. It transpired that she once sat next to a Pakistani woman on a bus and as such could not be described as prejudiced in any way.

When viewing the VT footage of her antics O'Meara remarked, "whats wrong with that? Putting fingers in food is disgusting". - O'Meara was not happy that her level of smoking irrespective of those around was regarded as very unpleasant and difficult for others.

The now desperate S Club star left hastily before a press briefing as she went for an Indian.....We don't know why, she just went for him?

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