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Friday, 26 January 2007

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"One H and a Dirk please.." - a fan makes his feelings known

It couldn't get any worse you may have been thinking? However a source has revealed a new turn in the grubby fate of Ms. Goody.

Whilst the free thinking folk of the UK were busy registering their votes to evict the second of the toilet trap trio, Jo O'Meara, in tonight's Big Brother eviction, it transpires that Jade Goody has had all phone lines re-routed through her own premium rate telephone number operated at an exchange outside Calcutta.

A spokesperson for Goody told Spoof that Ms. Goody doesn't know what a premium rate phone is and if she did she wouldn't tell us!

The public have been re-assured by channel 4 that all premium rate calls are strictly paid to them.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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