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Friday, 26 January 2007

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Rooney has enough to go around

Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.

According to The Spoofs own 2-4pm girls, the lumbering pair were seen leaving a Women's Institute meeting well after closing time. Rooney is alleged to have responded with a wink when asked what the pair had been engaged in and stated with his characteristic stumpy toothed grin "spreadin' a bit o' charity like".

No one was available for comment this evening at the WI but a statement released earlier asserted that the two likely lads had injected a considerable amount of joy into the membership.

Rooney's long suffering girlfriend Coleen McGloughlin said that she would comment at a later date, after she finds out what is happening to her friend in the Big Brother House. It is believed that Coleen may be flown down to the London studios to act as interpreter to fellow scouse Danielle Lloyd.

Stallone merely commented; "I love your Liver Birds...and they love the Italian Stallion!"

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