"It's green!", Brown announced after agonizing over his decision concerning the new National Lavatory Paper Colour (NLPC).
Brown confided to closest colleagues: "I wish I was like Bushlair. Blush are "deciders"! Honestly ,I just haw and hee and hem like some jackass tailor. Red? Blue? Pink? Gray? - I stayed up nights.I know men like Blair and Bush (who are really the same person) send thousands of people to their deaths unnecessarily without a moment's thought. But not me,I'm like Gandhi!
"I worry about everything and so asswipe is not insignificant. I settled on green for obvious reasons.Since the fall of the empire, our inability to deal with immigrants, the Big Brother scandal and the deaths of 50% of the Beatles, most subjects of the Queen are shittin' green!"