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Thursday, 25 January 2007

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O'Meara in customary daytime activity

Plans for Friday nights eviction have been leaked to The Spoof today from an inside source.

The Eviction is likely to fuel the current racism controversy as a welcome party is said to be planned for odds on favourite for eviction Jo O'Meara, the former chav champion of S club 7 fame.

Instead of the usual exit and customary interview with Davina, Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher/Wicks/Evans of Eastenders) has been offered a four figure sum to conduct the eviction ceremony.

Channel 4 have denied that O'Meara will be taken on an open top bus tour through Brick Lane in London where she will be asked to take part in an audience debate.

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