Written by Bunts
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Topics: Tony Blair

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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The UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has announced his intention to commission a new Master Computer Data Base, containing every personal detail of every person living in the UK.

Despite a record of every previous computer system he has put his name to going wrong, Big Tone has finally cracked it. He has found an absolutely foolproof system which cannot be hacked or abused.

The FBI, CIA, NASA, and MI5/6 - inter alia - are all trying to contact him to get details. None of them have managed to do it.

But then, none of them were Mr Anthony Blair, Teflon.

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