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Topics: Smoking, Fat, Books

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Garth Hearth doing the eat yourself thinner programme recently

Top guru and life coach, Ken McPaula, has released yet another self-help book that preys on sad people who suffer from some kind of problem.

Whether you are a porky git, a sixty fags a day man or some kind of smackhead, then there's a self-help title available that enables you to get a quick fix.

McPaula told The Spoof:

"These books that I'm producing enable people to turn their lives around. If you need proof look no further than yours truly. I used to have a stageshow that involved me having to drive all over the country; it was a right ball-ache. But thanks to my books, I've found that I can now rake it in by flogging, what is essentially snake oil, to complete mugs.

And the beauty of it is that I don't really need to put myself out at all and can just sit in my mansion counting my lovely lolly. It's brilliant!"

Saddo, Garth Hearth, told us:

"I bought Ken's eat yourself thinner plan a while ago. Basically it's not a diet at all but a new way of life. No food is banned but it must be eaten in the correct quantities and combinations.

I started in October when I was 16 stone. I've followed the plan religiously and three months later I am 16 stone. Amazing!

I'm so pleased that I'm gonna start smoking, get up to sixty a day then buy the book that enables me to quit"

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