Top guru and life coach, Ken McPaula, has released yet another self-help book that preys on sad people who suffer from some kind of problem.
Whether you are a porky git, a sixty fags a day man or some kind of smackhead, then there's a self-help title available that enables you to get a quick fix.
McPaula told The Spoof:
"These books that I'm producing enable people to turn their lives around. If you need proof look no further than yours truly. I used to have a stageshow that involved me having to drive all over the country; it was a right ball-ache. But thanks to my books, I've found that I can now rake it in by flogging, what is essentially snake oil, to complete mugs.
And the beauty of it is that I don't really need to put myself out at all and can just sit in my mansion counting my lovely lolly. It's brilliant!"
Saddo, Garth Hearth, told us:
"I bought Ken's eat yourself thinner plan a while ago. Basically it's not a diet at all but a new way of life. No food is banned but it must be eaten in the correct quantities and combinations.
I started in October when I was 16 stone. I've followed the plan religiously and three months later I am 16 stone. Amazing!
I'm so pleased that I'm gonna start smoking, get up to sixty a day then buy the book that enables me to quit"