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Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Mrs Nick Griffin yesterday

A London woman is set to sue Celebrity Big Brother contestant and 'pig faced nazi' Jade Goody, because she claims her perfume turned her racist.

"I never 'ad a racist bone in my body," she told reporters yesterday, "Until I used Jade's perfume. Next fing I know, it's darkie this 'an bananna boat that. I was disgusted wiv meself."

The woman, Mrs Marjorie Griffin, wife of popular BNP leader Nick Griffin, has instructed her lawyers to begin a multi- million pound law suit against the fallen reality TV star.

"I fink it's a blaady liberty, sellin' racist perfume to ordinary decent people, innit." she said before telling our reporter, Muhammad Patel, to 'faack off out my haause before I set the dogs on ya'.

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