News of a new twist in the life of the Z listers was revealed today. Celebrity, and currently 45,000th most influential person in the world, Derek Acorah, Psychic Medium best known for his work on LivingTV's 'Most Haunted', is set to join the Big Brother House prior to the next round of nominations, a source revealed.
Mr Acorah, who is believed to have been consulting his spirit guide and agent 'Sam' with regard to his fee, stated exclusively to The Spoof: "I feel that there is a malevolent presence grounded in that house, and at least one in visitation....Sam has given me the name of 'Grade', and I would welcome the opportunity to communicate with that spirit in an effort to deal with the unquiet that seems to exist."
The name Grade may suggest some connection with the TV station and it has been suggested that it could even be the spirit of Sir Lew Grade, Derek Acorah suggests that Dirks increase in aggressive cigar smoking may not be just a coincidence.
Mr Acorah has observed how the spirits appear to have now left the body of Jack and entered Jermaine and Dirk.
When asked if perhaps Danielle had experienced anything spiritual, he doubted it.
Mr. Acorah has been criticised by the congress of mediums who believed that he is merely out to boost his profile and that of his "manipulative aide, Sam".