An enterprising Scally from Liverpool is today 'coining it' as he organises coach trips for chavvy types to Devon, to let them run amok looting gear that's been washed ashore from that boat that's nearly sunk.
Wayne Drain told us:
"Aw yeah it's great likhh. I can't hire de coaches quichh enough. And at thirty quid a head, den everybody wins likhh"
Neville Breville says:
"Aw dis is brill likhh! So far I've goh half a BMW and case of Febreze. I'm gonna knochh dem ou' down de markehh likhh and have a holiday"
We pointed out that people can't just take this stuff and claim it for their own as there are stringent procedures to go through but Breville and Drain commented:
"Aw fuchhh tha' for a game of soldiers pal. Dis gears's mine now likhh!"
Police Inspector, Herbert Flange, head of Devon CID asked the looters to stop but it is believed that he was tied up by the Chavs and thrown down the bottom of a steep sand dune somewhere.