Written by Marc Cutler
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Monday, 22 January 2007

Big Brother makers Endemol have scored a major coup by bringing the Goodies back to TV. Jade her wretched Mother Jackiey and her boyfriend Jack, will replace the original threesome in a new series due to start early in March.

In a press conference this morning, Jade admitted it would be a relief to put these racial claims behind her, and get back to doing what she does best, making an arse of herself on National TV. Jackiey said she was hoping there would be no hard feelings with Shilpa and even invited 'That Indian' to appear on the show.

Jade went one step further and said she was more than happy to let 'Miss Popadum or whatever her f**king name is, appear on the show' stating, 'It would be the first time she's been in anything popular'

Jack had no comment.

The Goodies begins filming, in Bangladesh, next week, with the opening sketch a homage to the Black and White Minstrels.

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