Bushcraft expert, Ray Mears, was in hospital last night as an episode of 'Wild Food' went tits up.
The survival guru and his beardy companion, Professor Dingbat, had been in the Peninnes, discovering if our ancestors ate grass and dog shit.
It would appear that they didn't, and now the two intrepid explorers are having their stomachs pumped out at St Guys Hospital in Manchester.
Mears, famous for living like a tramp, is expected to make a full recovery but doctors have told him that the next time he feels peckish, 'he should eat some regular normal food...like an apple'.
Doctor Wombwobble, who tended to Mr Mears, told us, "It's not often we get someone in here who voluntarily eats crap. I really don't know why he did it, he was only 200 yards away from a Burgerking."