In an unprecedented move, Enon Tone McCrone has declared his candidacy for Prime Minister and at the same time his intention to run for the American Presidency.
McCrone, currently a Tucson, Arizona elevator operator,originally from Liverpool,believes he can raise the level of politics in both countries: "These are hard times in the colonies and the motherland and I think I am just the man to elevate the consciences of colonists and colonizers alike!".
McCrone says he will seek both offices simultaneously since Bush and Blair have demonstrated that there is no difference between the British PM and the US President: "Bush can't think and Blair can't think for himself,so the two offices have already melded into one think-free tank. I say No Tank you! I'm not Bushlair or Blush, I'm McCrone!"
McCrone has been low class in both countries and he believes that will give him an advantage: "America has moved away from the super-rich Republicans to the Really Rich Democrats and it's just one more step down toward proletarians like me. The UK has recognized that Labor has become an imperialist,Empire-Building Loyalist-Tory pudding and Brown and his new Gandhi-esque pacifism isn't the answer either . I might just sneak in 2x! Vote McCrone for PrezMinister-Low Class in Two Lands- Goooiing UP!"!